Shake it up & throw it at something hard by BT Shaw

 

PUT THE HEADLINE IN PRESENT TENSE IF THE EVENTS ARE HAPPENING NOW

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FAQ

What is a smart baby?

A steerable baby that is guided to its target by television or laser beam.

What percentage of babies used by the U.S. military are smart babies?

A Jane’s Defence expert once said that approximately 25 percent of our babies are considered “Smart Babies.” Jane’s is usually nearly right.

Can a smart baby malfunction after it has been dropped?

Most problems with smart babies stem from stupid people around. Those babies aren’t much smarter than a moth flying towards light.


IF JESUS WAS PERFECT, HOW COME HE COULDN’T SOLVE CALCULUS PROBLEMS AND EQUATIONS AND CREATE THE ATOMIC BABY?

So you think creating a baby makes someone intelligent. I would say the opposite may be true. Why would a peaceful person like Jesus create a baby?


BT ShawBT Shaw‘s poems recently have appeared in publications such as The Found Poetry Review, Seneca Review, and Hubbub. Her first collection, THIS DIRTY LITTLE HEART (Eastern Washington University Press, 2008), received the Blue Lynx Prize. In 2012 Shaw moved from Portland, Oregon, to Southern Vietnam, where she finished a second manuscript with support from the National Endowment for the Arts. In January, Shaw moved to Jakarta, Indonesia.

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